I think this board is in severe need of some humor. I know I am. There are so many great jokes about sex. Let’s tell a few here and have a few laughs. I’ll start...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good.
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
- g0lfnutt
- 08-02-2019, 02:19 PM
- Exchequer
- 08-02-2019, 03:32 PM
g0lfnutt, you must not be too much of a nutt not to come up with this next one first!!
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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Know what a 6.9 is?
Another good thing screwed up by a period.
- g0lfnutt
- 08-02-2019, 06:15 PM
Good one Ex! Not true on my account however.
This one is appropriate for the Arkansas forum.
President Clinton was definitely lying. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
This one is appropriate for the Arkansas forum.
President Clinton was definitely lying. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
- Exchequer
- 08-02-2019, 07:31 PM
How do you make your wife/girlfriend scream during sex?
Call and tell her about it.
Call and tell her about it.
- Rockydoc
- 08-02-2019, 08:21 PM
How is a penis like a fish, a female coworker asked me.
I had no idea. She replied, well, the large ones you mount. The medium ones you eat. The small ones you throw back.
I had no idea. She replied, well, the large ones you mount. The medium ones you eat. The small ones you throw back.
- Rockydoc
- 08-02-2019, 08:23 PM
A husband asked his wife....I bet you can’t say something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.
She thought for a minute and replied.....Your penis is bigger than all your friends.
She thought for a minute and replied.....Your penis is bigger than all your friends.
- Johnnytricks
- 08-02-2019, 09:01 PM
What do you say after sex when you don’t have enough money to play?...THANK YOU HAND!
- Exchequer
- 08-03-2019, 09:27 AM
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
- g0lfnutt
- 08-03-2019, 09:23 PM
My wife suggested we should try some role reversal in bed so I told her I have a headache.
- DallasRain
- 08-03-2019, 09:58 PM
- Hot Summer
- 08-06-2019, 11:27 AM
Yes more jokes less complaining!
Love this thread
Love this thread
- Hot Summer
- 08-06-2019, 11:29 AM
Why does Santa claus have such a big sack ?
Because he only cums once a year!
Because he only cums once a year!
- g0lfnutt
- 08-06-2019, 11:42 AM
Women need a reason to have sex....Men just need a place!
- g0lfnutt
- 08-06-2019, 11:45 AM
My neighbor obviously doesn't watch porn, she asked me to fix her sink 2 hours ago and I'm still fixing her sink.
- g0lfnutt
- 08-06-2019, 11:45 AM
What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!