I was at Annie's getting my back unkinked. The girl was new and didn't have a lot of English. At the end when she hit me with the hot towel, I pretended it was too hot. A total asshole jerk move, but there are times when that is me to a t. It would have been bad enough scaring one of the regulars I know but getting this girl to understand I wasn't going to die was a chore. I laughed and felt guilty and Annie yelled at me.
I was with a young lady I see fairly regularly. We talk a lot and I thought she would enjoy some things that she didn't think she would. I finally talked her into trying something new. Now this girl has good IOP but it is quiet, she is no yeller. As I was ministering to her, her eyes rolled up into her head and she started saying OMG, OMG, OMG. That someone would actually say out loud OMG cracked me up.
- oldpun
- 10-29-2016, 07:28 PM
- raremonkey
- 11-08-2016, 07:54 AM
This is funny. Love the O in acronyms. I always wanted to pull a prank on my legit masseuse. I just can't think of any that don't involve a phallus.