How would you explain your presence

Inspired by a Dallas thread:

How would you explain your presence in another part of town? What if you are a north-sider who had some sort of incident (accident, car trouble) traveling to/from a south side appointment? Or if something happened when you drove to a nearby city?

Easy for me...single...do what I want...like to take joy rides in my car or on my bike.

Nope, it wasn't me it was my pecker. I told my pecker not to go there and he didn't listen

Nice Now I have a GPS for my pecker

"Joe sent me there"

"Joe invited me to some sort of meet & greet"

"Had to use the bathroom really bad!"

"I got lost following the hearse"

"I'm not sure. What was your question?"

"Alien abduction ... and she had great TITZ. Four of them"

"Joe sent me there"

"Joe invited me to some sort of meet & greet"

"Had to use the bathroom really bad!"

"I got lost following the hearse"

"I'm not sure. What was your question?"

"Alien abduction ... and she had great TITZ. Four of them" Originally Posted by ck1942

LMAO........

I'm lost, GPS anyone? what was I saying , now I remember, what was it? Ok?

Hope that helps.


IB

Possible realistic excuse...
I believe Sears has a few stores and if you are looking for Craftsman tools that maybe the one in your area is out of, you had to go to another store.

Or you were just thirsty and needed a drink, normal for 100 degree weather.


IB

Austin is pretty small to be concerned for such an issue IMO.

I'd say.. I had to come this way because the Lady I wanted to see has her in-call over here.