"You are NOT putting me in there again!"
one paw in the water and it's all over
"Will that be one lump or two?"
pet rat?????? what pet rat??
"I thought we're supposed to wash our paws after we go."
But you said you wanted to take a shit, I just thought I get it for you.
What? Ooohhh! Take a shit really means leave a shit. I get it now.
Damn, humans are weird.