Provider section - For the Ladies?

Ladies, you have been working so hard to please these men, isn’t it time for you to be taken a little care of? I provide BTBFE / BTHE (better than boyfriend / better than husband experience) How? We all know boyfriends are too inexperienced in the ways of the female psyche and husbands just don’t care.
-Listening while you process / talk about any subject of number of subjects concurrently without interruption or “fixing it” while displaying interest.
Ask about my extras:
-Massage ( actual, not just a "goodies grab" )
-Brushing hair
-Nails done (manicure package, standard polish)
-Bubble Bath, soaking music, candles w/ wine
-Dusting, Dishes, Vacuuming & Laundry (competently done)


Isn't it your turn?

Fairy Tales...ijs

Man I hope this is a joke. All they need is a fag friend and they can get all that shit. And are you expecting them to pay you for this? Unless you're a bad ass pair of shoes these women ain't paying you for a damn thing.

Play along with the illusion,,,,

Ladies,,,
I am Mitch, 6'2, Athletic body, shaved head, MBA, Partner Business Consultant .

Expert bag holder.
Gold plutonium Credit Card For Her Shopping Sprees.
Expert brownie and fudge maker.
Life time channel partner.
Gossip Guru board meetings
Oral Expert for her pleasure.
Bitch slap back·up volunteer ,,,
Mall window watching 101,,,

Top that and raise you two handbags,,

No no no! I retired swinging my junk, everytime i get out it pulls me back it...ehh didnt we do this already

Play along with the illusion,,,,

Ladies,,,
I am Mitch, 6'2, Athletic body, shaved head, MBA, Partner Business Consultant .

Expert bag holder.
Gold plutonium Credit Card For Her Shopping Sprees.
Expert brownie and fudge maker.
Life time channel partner.
Gossip Guru board meetings
Oral Expert for her pleasure.
Bitch slap back·up volunteer ,,,
Mall window watching 101,,,

Top that and raise you two handbags,, Originally Posted by Lorde

Lorde, you forgot....hand-made dishwasher service.

OP...better title for this.
"Garfield looking for his Odie to play with"

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-Listening while you process / talk about any subject of number of subjects concurrently without interruption or “fixing it” while displaying interest.
Ask about my extras:
-Massage ( actual, not just a "goodies grab" )
-Brushing hair
-Nails done (manicure package, standard polish)
-Bubble Bath, soaking music, candles w/ wine
-Dusting, Dishes, Vacuuming & Laundry (competently done)
.............................. ....... Originally Posted by wily

bah, I'm already BFE minus most of this list.

plenty exchange massages.

you really think some of the girls would trust some of us guys to brush their hair?

nails? you need a license for that and girls are gonna pay the licensed, not us unless they're just wasting time if this is during a typical session

wine? really? ha, ha! more just messing with ya on this one. you gotta have some trust to go that route unfortunately. did you miss the thread where the dude wiped out in more ways than one on wine? the jive turkey got fleeced. the Mook wine and dashed de-trucking the BFE'er

the last one? dusting? dishes? vacuuming? laundry? uh, nah. best be getting cheddar'd-up, some cabbage, or beer tokens or sumpin'.

Lorde, you forgot....hand-made dishwasher service. Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

My lady,,,that is extra. but you get a discount for helping me improve the game.

Man I hope this is a joke... Originally Posted by Trey

yes.

and, well, the other post spoke of the "Unicorn".... women have their own fictional mythos too =/

I've always been partial to the Great White Buffalo, Buffalo. buffalo, bufallo

Fairy Tales...ijs Originally Posted by Luvs2Purrr

=)

My lady,,,that is extra. but you get a discount for helping me improve the game. Originally Posted by Lorde

EXTRA'S are always welcomed. LOL

I saw a website with male escorts a while ago. I'm sure there are lonely successful women that don't care for a relationship, and would rather have an arm candy. They looked hot. They didn't offer all that OP is willing to do though lol.

Fucking Armatures...

I saw a website with male escorts a while ago. I'm sure there are lonely successful women that don't care for a relationship, and would rather have an arm candy. They looked hot. They didn't offer all that OP is willing to do though lol. Originally Posted by anita

There are many.. next time I go to Vegas I'm gonna check out cowboys4angels.com ..NOW that's something I'd be willing to pay for.