Health department experience with my girls LOL

Don't know what to think of this-
So I take my girls there for their birth control, and of course they always give them condoms- and Vitamins! GREAT!

So I ask for some condoms as well...I do this often even though I don't prefer the brand- it's better than having nothing- just in case-

Anyhow I get to talking to my girls on the way home, and ask them how many condoms they get-- the response--a dozen- pretty cool.

Then I look in my brown paper bag, and laugh because I only got 6...Thats all I have ever gotten when I go there!

SO WHY DO TEENS GET MORE THAN AN ADULT~ LOL. Or do they just give me 6 thinking..oh this lady us too ugly to get laid often, so we will just give her a few! LOL. IDK it was an interesting thing to me

... SO WHY DO TEENS GET MORE THAN AN ADULT~ LOL. Or do they just give me 6 thinking..oh this lady us too ugly to get laid often, so we will just give her a few! LOL. IDK it was an interesting thing to me Originally Posted by StaceyMay

Question: was the person that you asked for condoms, and who gave you only the six, male or female?

If male, I have no explanation. But if female ... well, it's obvious. Pure jealousy. She knows that with you around, the only way she's getting any action is if, after a half-dozen encounters, you're forced to take a break until you get more. And that's her opportunity.

You sound like a great MILF/Cool mom!

They probably just assumed that being older, that you wouldn't get laid as much as the younger girls.
...plus, being mature, you would have more sense to be prepared with protection.
Have fun with those 6 covers.

Don't know what to think of this-
So I take my girls there for their birth control, and of course they always give them condoms- and Vitamins! GREAT!

So I ask for some condoms as well...I do this often even though I don't prefer the brand- it's better than having nothing- just in case-

Anyhow I get to talking to my girls on the way home, and ask them how many condoms they get-- the response--a dozen- pretty cool.

Then I look in my brown paper bag, and laugh because I only got 6...Thats all I have ever gotten when I go there!

SO WHY DO TEENS GET MORE THAN AN ADULT~ LOL. Or do they just give me 6 thinking..oh this lady us too ugly to get laid often, so we will just give her a few! LOL. IDK it was an interesting thing to me Originally Posted by StaceyMay

If you didn't like brand of condom.Why did you take condom?You can buy your own condoms.Plus you got health department condoms on hand too.Health dept making sure teens practice safe sex.Health department unsure if teens can get condoms from parents or where ever.Gotta love condoms and health dept.

Thanks I will take that as a compliment- It was a female- and a hottie herself lol. Oh I buy the ones I like to use- and typically the guys provide their own- which I prefer because they know they "work" for them..
But I grab them from there for the opps, just incase, oh daym last minute things that may pop up. Never can have TOO many. lol

I forgot to add, I did tell my girls..well dang they only gave me half of what they gave ya all- one laughed after the other one said- I don't even know why you need to get them- Hmm..guess she has no idea I still do the deed- guess that's a good thing eh?

Thanks I will take that as a compliment- It was a female- and a hottie herself lol. Oh I buy the ones I like to use- and typically the guys provide their own- which I prefer because they know they "work" for them..
But I grab them from there for the opps, just incase, oh daym last minute things that may pop up. Never can have TOO many. lol Originally Posted by StaceyMay

You don't have to explain to me about condoms.I'm giving an opinion on board just like everybody. Welcome to Internet boards.Life's too short to argue about opinons and stupid shit sweetie.

You don't have to explain to me about condoms.I'm giving an opinion on board just like everybody. Welcome to Internet boards.Life's too short to argue about opinons and stupid shit sweetie. Originally Posted by Fancylady

She wasn't arguing but just stating her experience.

You seem to be the sensitive one and always trying to start a fuss with others.

This was HER topic. Not yours. Let's keep things civil and yes, you can state an opinion. Of course you can. But that's not the point of my response.

Again, she wasn't arguing and it wasn't about "stupid shit."

So often, I just don't understand your mindset, Fancylady.

Elisabeth

Thanks I will take that as a compliment- It was a female- and a hottie herself lol. Oh I buy the ones I like to use- and typically the guys provide their own- which I prefer because they know they "work" for them..
But I grab them from there for the opps, just incase, oh daym last minute things that may pop up. Never can have TOO many. lol Originally Posted by StaceyMay

I remember the days when Planned Parenthood would give out condoms by the handful and now, you have to pay a pretty penny for them. So yes ... it's great to get a few, gratis.

I don't care about brand, so much. I get condoms online in batches of 100 because I use them a lot for my alternative play appointments plus, I cover my fingers with them when doing anal play and also, on toys.

So I agree with you ... can never have TOO many!!!

Best,
Elisabeth

She wasn't arguing but just stating her experience.

You seem to be the sensitive one and always trying to start a fuss with others.

This was HER topic. Not yours. Let's keep things civil and yes, you can state an opinion. Of course you can. But that's not the point of my response.

Again, she wasn't arguing and it wasn't about "stupid shit."

So often, I just don't understand your mindset, Fancylady.

Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

Escort said she was taking as a complaint.Escort was complaining about name brand of condoms that health dept gave her.It's was civil.Until your meddling ass started making fuss and posting about me. Practice what your preach..Go crying to admin like you always do mod.Why don't you stay on subject?

Escort said she was taking as a complaint.Escort was complaining about name brand of condoms that health dept gave her.It's was civil.Until your meddling ass started making fuss and posting about me. Practice what your preach..Go crying to admin like you always do mod.Why don't you stay on subject? Originally Posted by Fancylady

Once again, here you go.

If you have some sort of problem with my posts, of even myself as an individual, I invite you to send me a PM and just lay it out there.

However, continuing your agenda in Another Realm isn't acceptable.

I'm asking you to stop addressing me in your posts. If you have an issue with the way that I moderate, or anything else, please feel free to send ztonk a PM or an admin. Either way is fine.

Or again, you can send me a PM addressing your complaints.

Thanks,
Elisabeth

Once again, here you go.

If you have some sort of problem with my posts, of even myself as an individual, I invite you to send me a PM and just lay it out there.

However, continuing your agenda in Another Realm isn't acceptable.

I'm asking you to stop addressing me in your posts. If you have an issue with the way that I moderate, or anything else, please feel free to send ztonk a PM or an admin. Either way is fine.

Or again, you can send me a PM addressing your complaints.

Thanks,
Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

I have right the to participate on boards and give opinions like everybody else.Escort and escort mod pissed off about my opinion on topic.I'm not sending you complaint email.I'm going to address my issues on the board like you.Since you like publicly outing a person on board.Escort mod turning this topic into about me and my opinion and participateon board..Escort mod won't even stay on subject.

So often, I just don't understand your mindset, Fancylady. Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

I have a theory.

Since you like publicly outing a person on board. Originally Posted by Fancylady

Please, tell us more.

Escort said she was taking as a complaint.Escort was complaining about name brand of condoms that health dept gave her.It's was civil.Until your meddling ass started making fuss and posting about me. Practice what your preach..Go crying to admin like you always do mod.Why don't you stay on subject? Originally Posted by Fancylady

I would step away from the keyboard like a smart whore because you're not making yourself look good... If a whore starts a thread complaining about something she is entitled to do so because it's her thread.. If you don't like what is posted don't read it...

I would step away from the keyboard like a smart whore because you're not making yourself look good... If a whore starts a thread complaining about something she is entitled to do so because it's her thread.. If you don't like what is posted don't read it... Originally Posted by Dorthy_Monroe

Opinion not complining.Escort should donate her unlike condoms .Instead of making topic about it.Three escorts jumping on each other bandwagon starting shit over internet board and opinion.Good team work whores. Don't make three whores look good fighting with me eiher.Turning this topic into Fancy.Stay on topic whore