Purchase or Lease

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Purchase or Lease?


Many people cannot decide which is better - purchasing or leasing.
We'd like to help you decide by illustrating two stories of foolish men and cunning women.



Purchasing


The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
Assuming he had sex with her every night during their 5
year relationship, it ended up costing him $26,849 per episode.

This is Heather...





Leasing


On the other hand, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's
favorite hooker, Kristen, who is an absolute stunner, charged $4,000 per night.

This is Kristen...





So, had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for 5
years @ $4,000 per night, he would have paid only $7.3 million in total
for sex every night .

This represents a $41.7 million savings. What a shrewd cocksman Eliot is, compared to the aging
Beatle.

Further valuable benefits of this Leasing option are;


* a (real) 22 year old

* no need for coaxing / pleading / begging

* never a headache

* happily agrees to all technical requests

* no complaining

* no “Honey do” lists

* has two legs



Best of all, she leaves and returns when asked.



All at 1/7th the cost .....and no legal fees.

What does Heather think about this Purchase v Lease
conundrum?...





Where would you rather be?...




Sometimes Leasing just makes more sense.....






























LazurusLong's Avatar
It would be better had you not simply cut and pasted this from your email account into the new thread so the attached photos from your email acount would be displayed.
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  • 04-04-2011, 11:27 PM
Just so that evryone goes to bed happy, this is Heather



and this is Kristen -



Lucky dog, that Eliot.