Jesus and the Democrat

>>>>> A Republican man in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon
>>>>> and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. He looked across the
>>>>> restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?"
>>>>>
>>>>> The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she
>>>>> give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
>>>>>
>>>>> The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back.
>>>>> He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the
>>>>> waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the
>>>>> restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"
>>>>>
>>>>> The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a
>>>>> cup of hot tea, "My treat."
>>>>>
>>>>> The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on
>>>>> crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
>>>>> there honey! How's about gettin' me a cold mug of Budweiser?" He
>>>>> too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God'sBoy
>>>>> over there?
>>>>>
>>>>> The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Him a
>>>>> cold beer.
>>>>>
>>>>> "On my tab," he said loudly.
>>>>>
>>>>> As Jesus got up to leave, He passed by the Republican, touched him
>>>>> and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt
>>>>> strength come back into his legs, got up, and walked out the door,
>>>>> thankful to Jesus.
>>>>>
>>>>> Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
>>>>> kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back
>>>>> straightening up, and grateful to the Lord, he raised his hands,
>>>>> praised the Lord, and walked out the door.
>>>>>
>>>>> Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat . . . . . . . .

>>>>> The Democrat jumped up and yelled,
>>>>> "Don't touch me...I'm collecting disability".

Holy shit, OD! How many times did you cut and paste that joke to get so many >>>>>>s before every line?

Lazy?

Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime. When a Democrat gets hurt crossing the street to get to a Pro-abortion rally he collects disability. You know, just being a Democrat has to qualify you for a handicap sticker.

Teach a man to fish and he spends all day in a boat drinking beer...