MERRY FOOOKING CHRISTMAS

TryWeakly's Avatar
Ima hopin to get only two presents this year.

Somma that sweet NaMo booo-taaay and perhaps a throat punch or two from you know who.....

Not necessarily in that order.
winn dixie's Avatar
Going fishing?
  • pxmcc
  • 12-28-2020, 08:47 AM
skip the throat punch-way overrated-butt if you hit that na mo bootay, lemme know. sloppy seconds aren't my thing-i prefer to be 1st and have been 30something times and counting-but have been known to make the occasional exception. na mo may very well actually qualify as an exception. wait cancel that, na mo bootay would definitely qualify for sloppy seconds greek style. plus, given your size, i'm pretty sure she'll still have a pretty righteous vice grip on my johnson even for sloppy seconds..
TryWeakly's Avatar
Going fishing? Originally Posted by winn dixie
Not really, butt the outcome was expected...
Russ38's Avatar
skip the throat punch-way overrated Originally Posted by pxmcc
The throat punch is the best part.....especially after fishing.....
TryWeakly's Avatar
Logical ordering.
TryWeakly's Avatar
That time of year again... creepy Santa(s) at the malls again...
MisterMeat's Avatar
That time of year again... creepy Santa(s) at the malls again... Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Plus the creepy store displays and Christmas TV commercials that show up earlier and earlier each year. I saw my first Christmas commercial a week before Halloween this year….
TryWeakly's Avatar
Does Black Friday still extend to the other days of the week?
Cendell M's Avatar
Well I believe the weekend and then it’s Cyber Monday.

Merry foooking Xmas also
Unique_Carpenter's Avatar
I was in Walmart, Best Buy and Lowes yesterday.
Not crowded at all.
TryWeakly's Avatar
Thanks to Amazon.... butt those places will pick up the closer we get to the 24th....
Cendell M's Avatar
The day after thanksgiving was always the busiest shopping day

Back in the day. Ya know pre Covid pandemic bullshit!
TryWeakly's Avatar
What's Covid ?
Cendell M's Avatar
What's Covid ? Originally Posted by TryWeakly
Bunch of bullshit. Where the government says you have to get the jab or die

Is shine pro back for foooking Christmas? I feel like he’s all around us. I could be foooking wrong who knows!