The last ten tweets in my timeline:
1. Retweet of some NYC dame’s travel schedule in the northeast and Europe.
2. Lady posts screenshot of some guy’s tweet she blocked because he was making fun of fat women.
3. Woman advertising her onlyfans account.
4. Provider advertising her online store.
5. Texas girl announcing she’s in Omaha.
6. Another Texas lady announcing her trip to NOLA.
7. Local provider announcing her nap.
8. Chick explaining that she’s not going to provide a reference for you if she hasn’t even met you.
9. Hooker posting links to some porn inspired by characters in Peter Pan.
10. A thread about beer, specifically Bud Lite.
Congratulations, I no longer want to get laid today.