Guy walks into a bar, sits down looks at the bartender and orders twelve vodka martinis. As the bartender starts setting up the glasses he asks twelve, gee fella must be a pretty special occasion. The guy answers it is. I just got my first blow job. The bartender looks up in astonishment and says well graduations fella. I’ll make you another one and you have one on the house. The guy looks at the bartender shrugs his shoulders and says no that’s okay. If the first twelve don’t take that taste out of my mouth, that one won’t either.