Extreme Sizes

I am sure that many of the providers here could tell endless stories about the different kind of guys they have met and the odd requests they have had but I have a question. Most of the guys that you see are probably of about average size. Although there will be those that will be little above and a little below average.

I have you ever seen a guy that when his package was revealed it was so large you thought about running? If so, how did the visit go?

And I'm sure you have seen guys on the opposite end, that when they were revealed you thought, no what does he think I can do with that little guy? If so, how did that visit go?

Just curious if any has had that situation and how you handled it.

Come on gals I want to hear the ROS.... Please

Yea, ever seen a guy that was so small you wanted to hand him a strap on so you would have something to work with?

Im happy as a clam to see a small one.

Seen some big ones I had to say hell no! I paid him gas money to leave.

Seen some big ones I had to say hell no! I paid him gas money to leave. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

Susssh. You wern't suppose to tell anyone about that!

Lmao!!!!!

Well I put in a good word for you with my friends......giggling

Im happy as a clam to see a small one. Originally Posted by lisa.lisa0302

And you weren't supposed to tell them that either

We do see all kinds, but I don't blow and tell

Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen,,,,,, I have enough stories to be part of Oprah's Book Club, but then again that wouldn't be very professional of me. ;-)

No complaints about any gentlemen I've seen over the last 6 years in the hobby!

My ex husband has the smallest cock I've ever been with...ever!
Needless to say I am thankful to be introduced to different sizes so I could see what I was missing out on and so glad I divorced him lol!

We do see all kinds, but I don't blow and tell Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

That's easily the funniest thing I've ever read on ECCIE.

Think Mandingo the porn star I've come across a few as big as that...now I'm a voluptuous lol even "sturdy" girl but um maaaannnn those were some rough encounters even with a lot of lube lol


And I've had guys with pricks as small as a vienna sausage no exaggerating and even a average condom looked a little not so snug AND they wanted me to ride them.... i'm thinking ride what?

I have had ladies run from me but it was never from the size of my unit. Maybe the laughter was from seeing me nekkid.

All sizes make a nice variety, but the one i wil tell about is one guy several years ago that when he got undressed i thought Oh MY gosh, this is nothing but a tree trunk and i asked him did he have a permit to carry a deadly weapon!!!! That big is not good for someone with a oral fetish.

Thank you MOCHA and Nurse. That is what we or I was talking about. Those are some cool stories.

Thank you