Dinner with the family! Lol

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”


Lmao I died laughing!

<<likes melons on his birch tree

<<~~~big melons, they enter the room before I do saying hi nice to meet ya!
Call me Miss.Perky I love perky melons yum!

<<~~~big melons, they enter the room before I do saying hi nice to meet ya!
Call me Miss.Perky I love perky melons yum! Originally Posted by BabyDallass

i think I want to MEAT them!!!! LOL!!! Oh and that FINE ASS OF YOURS too!!!

Bad Weather


Weather Conditions --- Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in St. Louis. She said since early this morning the snow is nearly waist deep and still falling. The temperature is around zero and the north wind is blowing near gale force. Wind chill is -30. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bastard in.

i think I want to MEAT them!!!! LOL!!! Oh and that FINE ASS OF YOURS too!!! Originally Posted by Richard RoundKitty

Thank you doll sharing is caring,
So lets care for each other. I'm very caring

Lol firststick
She is a smart lady

This is still funny as hell.

Nobody said having to bunk with the farmer's daughter.

I'll have some of what that cat had, feeling kinda froggy today mates