Fear not Y-diners, experts seem to agree that Mr. Douglas is erroneously associating his cancer with his HPV rather than his smoking and drinking. True you can get HPV in throat from eating pussy, but also true that 10% of you already have and the vast majority will not get throat cancer. For those that due get cancer, the booze and the smokes are much more proximate causes.
So keep getting that box lunch, just drop the side of Marlboros and scotch.
Ok article on it here:
http://jezebel.com/cunnilingus-cance...-you-511032266