"Detective Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann told The Daily Record of Parsippany ( ) he noticed that 29-year-old Melissa Redmond of Mine Hill would go out to cars and would spend 10 to 15 minutes in the vehicles."
LMAO....the cop is just sitting in the parking lot eating his donuts, minding his own business when he stumbles on to escort activity. I LOVE IT!
Taxpayer money well spent... You know I see stuff like this and can't help but think of how f*cked up our country is. How did we get here?? I mean really??? Sheesh..
A guy walked into a Dunkin Donuts in Rockaway and immediately noticed the gorgeous girl behind the counter. She had beautiful eyes, full lips, and a body perfectly accentuated by the low cut blouse she wore under the flour-covered apron. He did a double take when he saw the sign on the wall that said "Donuts $1.00. Hand Jobs $50.00".
He looked over at the girl again, and she was giving him a knowing smile. Nervously he looked back at the sign, before asking "Excuse me, are YOU the one who gives the hand jobs?"
She licked her lips and gave him a seductive nod, then sidled a bit closer to him as she waited for his response.