Bazaar and Perverted.

I have heard of some strange, perverted and bazaar tells on here and was just wondering what is the most out in left field stuff have you tried are heard about.
The one that got me to thinking was figging I have never heard of that.

Lets see how far this goes.

Several years ago, my ex SO and I were surfing a few pay for view porn sites and came across one site that had the title, "Eating"! Naturally, my first thought was that the site was all about oral! I clicked on the first pic, and all it showed was some girl eating a freakin' hamburger! The second pic, it was the same girl, but this time, she was eating a salad! What was funny, she was fully clothed.....no nudity! Just hit me funny that the site had just as many hits as some of the more normal porn sites! Maybe I need to put that in my next ad....."C'mere big boy, wanna watch me eat Taco Bell"? LOL!

Ooooo. I wanna go to a perverted bazaar. Where is it?

I always thought outdoor shopping and perversion went hand in hand . . .

Thanks for reinforcing that!

Flyer

Lana, if you knew what went into Taco Bell "meat," you'd know just how messed up that offer really was.

Lana, if you knew what went into Taco Bell "meat," you'd know just how messed up that offer really was. Originally Posted by TexasT

i'll go to the perverted bazaar and let you all know what i find.


but for now, the most unusual was getting it on w/ my honey in a park in san francisco at nite! behind a status of some guy on a horse. kept wondering why the horse was neighing :^)

i'll go to the perverted bazaar and let you all know what i find.


but for now, the most unusual was getting it on w/ my honey in a park in san francisco at nite! behind a status of some guy on a horse. kept wondering why the horse was neighing :^) Originally Posted by pmdelites

You're willing to go to a perverted bazaar after admitting to getting it on behind a status of some guy?

Ahhh... the irony.

You're willing to go to a perverted bazaar after admitting to getting it on behind a status of some guy?

Ahhh... the irony. Originally Posted by CenterLock

Was that intentional? Irony...statue? I'm LMAO! PLEASE tell me it isn't just me!

The OP needs to be let in on the joke. He meant "bizarre", not "bazaar".

Lana, if you knew what went into Taco Bell "meat," you'd know just how messed up that offer really was. Originally Posted by TexasT

Originally Posted by Lana Warren

texasT, now i know what you were referring to [not that i ever thought taco bell had decent tacos]...

http://www.delish.com/food/recalls-r...meat?gt1=47001

Ooooo. I wanna go to a perverted bazaar. Where is it? Originally Posted by Mister Tudball

But is it bizarre that you want to go to a perverted bazaar? That's the question.

This is a tough crowd.

Several years ago, my ex SO and I were surfing a few pay for view porn sites and came across one site that had the title, "Eating"! Naturally, my first thought was that the site was all about oral! I clicked on the first pic, and all it showed was some girl eating a freakin' hamburger! The second pic, it was the same girl, but this time, she was eating a salad! What was funny, she was fully clothed.....no nudity! Just hit me funny that the site had just as many hits as some of the more normal porn sites! Maybe I need to put that in my next ad....."C'mere big boy, wanna watch me eat Taco Bell"? LOL! Originally Posted by Lana Warren

No Dear it should be "C'mere big boy, wanna eat my Taco Bell?"

For me, the most perverted/bizarre act I've done was choking and slapping the lady I was with while thrusting, lol. We were in MISH and she asked me to slap her. I proceeded to raise her a leg a little and spanked her ass. She said "no, slap my face". I was hesitent, but she kept demanding it. Finally, I slapped her and she really got going. She also wanted me to choke her.

She had very strong O's with the slapping and choking, but I was a little disturbed. I just kept thinking, "is this girl abused and this is all she knows"?