Dirty Joker

Mysticalbreeze's Avatar
Saw a couple of jokes that I thought were worth sharing

What does every woman have that starts with the letter "v" that she uses to get what she wants?

What's long and hard and has CUM in in?

 Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't a maiden for long. Something big and hard ripped me open? What am I?

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tuckahoe's Avatar
The 3rd would be the Titanic.
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2nd is cucumber, or cowcumber, depending on where you are from.
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1st riddle: Her voice, though vagina is also quite helpful!
Your confidence is showing�� keep it up you beautiful women!
#2....cucumber.....is the only thing that cums to mind.
Your confidence is showing�� keep it up you beautiful women! Originally Posted by Rochelle77


Absolutely!