Meant to be a Fun participation threAD for the Ladies and Men...

The Men are to respond with a continuation to, “If I had a pussy...”
and the Ladies are to respond with a continuation to, “If I had a dick...”

I will start...

If I had a pussy, I’d charge $1000/hr for this shit, did anyone think Manny wouldn’t have GPS?!

If I had a BRAIN, I would have chosen a wiser hobby.

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Lmao...If you had a brain you would have comprehended my instructions better!

VG, you make me laugh.

1-The most obviously answer, a blowjob.
2-write my name is the snow
3-helicopter dick-I’d def play around with it lol

If I had a pussy I'd be a carpet munching donut-bumping lipstick lesbian.

If i had a dick.... something i thought about for awhile.

Day 1-immediately jack off to see how high i could shoot my load.

2. Jack off in every weird place i could think of.

Day 2- fuck every female

Day 3-do that funny thing where i shake from left to right to see if i could make my dick touch each hip.

Day 4 play ring toss with myself bc now im just bored

Day 5- wish i had a pussy instead of a dick that i got bored with.

Donut-bumping? Um, what?

Urban Dictionary to the rescue.

If i had a pussy Id keep that kitty waxed and fit

If I had a pussy, I'd use it and my tits to get out of speeding tickets and such

If I had a pussy... I'd be an out and active lesbian!!!

If I had a Pussy.....I'm not sure I could keep my hands and fingers off it, all day and night.

I know we all have different levels of sensations down there, but I would imagine just underwear rubbing across it (or lack of undies) as I walked around, moved & shifted my legs, worked out, or whatever - would drive me 100% insane with ticklish pleasure at all hours of the day and night.

And I would hope and try to see if I was a Squirter. Boom!!

Of course - like having ANY new Toy, would have to explore all kinds of fun stuff.

If i had a pussy Id keep that kitty waxed and fit Originally Posted by Butch Cassidy

And learn about business and customer service before attempting to provide

If I had a dick i would whip it out and pee outside.....

If I had a dick I’d Jerk off, get a blowjob and get several pieces of strange

If I had a dick i would whip it out and pee outside.... Originally Posted by Analeese

Careful now. If somebody sees, they call that "indecent exposure". Same as telling the boss "I gotta show you something". Both are frowned upon