I remember a friend telling me about seeing Ron Jeremy at a strip club in the past when he was touring around doing a little comedy routine and such.
He said (and this is not an exact quote, but if I'm remembering right)-- Ron Jeremy is up on stage and he's telling the crowd that his cock is only 2 inches.....
There's a little bit of a pause. Perhaps someone in the audience may have shouted, "Two inches???"
To which Ron replied, "yeah.........2 inches.......from the floor!"
Ba-haaaa-haaaa-haaaaaaa.
Gotta love humor!