Biden solution to unemployment

VitaMan's Avatar
Press conference briefing:


Biden: Today I am announcing my plan to eliminate unemployment.
Press: Go ahead.
Biden: We will have half the unemployed dig holes. The other half will fill them up again.
Press: But it won't produce anything.
Biden: It worked pretty well for my son.
Dig holes, bury trumptards deep.
HedonistForever's Avatar
Then we will find out, "there are no shovel ready jobs".
Then we will find out, "there are no shovel ready jobs". Originally Posted by HedonistForever
Mexicans love digging holes and tunnels. No backhoes needed.
Chung Tran's Avatar
Then we will find out, "there are no shovel ready jobs". Originally Posted by HedonistForever
There are plenty of shovel ready jobs available. It will take years to clean up the shit Trump left behind.
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
There are plenty of shovel ready jobs available. It will take years to clean up the shit Trump left behind. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

name one.


BAHHAHHAAAAAA
Chung Tran's Avatar
name one.


BAHHAHHAAAAAA Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
Pooper Scooper at Mira Lago.

It only pays $7.25 an hour, but it's a job.
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
Pooper Scooper at Mira Lago.

It only pays $7.25 an hour, but it's a job. Originally Posted by Chung Tran

if you say so
  • Tiny
  • 04-20-2021, 09:19 PM
I don't want my tax dollars spent on cleaning up feces at Mar-a-Lago.
The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
I don't want my tax dollars spent on cleaning up feces at Mar-a-Lago. Originally Posted by Tiny

i don't want my tax dollars spent cleaning up feces in San Francisco left by homeless bums
  • Tiny
  • 04-20-2021, 09:50 PM
i don't want my tax dollars spent cleaning up feces in San Francisco left by homeless bums Originally Posted by The_Waco_Kid
What's your problem? We can't have Nancy Pelosi wading through shit when she visits her district. How would that look to the Chinese? How would it look to all the little girls who look up to her as a role model?

And how about Winn Dixie, if he sees her wallowing around in shit, he's not going to want to bang her anymore. And there goes our road trip to D.C., where he was going to be my wingman and help me woo AOC.

Bad idea all around.
  • Tiny
  • 04-20-2021, 09:51 PM
On second thought, never mind, that'll probably make WD want Nancy even more.
winn dixie's Avatar
Dont be-smudge my dear pelosi
LexusLover's Avatar
What's your problem? We can't have Nancy Pelosi wading through shit when she visits her district. Originally Posted by Tiny
She's grown accustomed to it.
Dont be-smudge my dear pelosi Originally Posted by winn dixie
Don't qualify to be a soldier? end up robbing


Don't qualify to be a Police? end up robbing


Don't qualify to be a undercover? end up robbing


Don't qualify to be security guard? end up robbing money


CALL YOU THE DIXIE CHICK? CHER - IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME


YOU BE CALLED - "CHICK WITH DICK"


What are you good for?