Is a portable massage table sturdy enough for some sexual play. I guess my question is will this thing collapse with 2 people on it? Originally Posted by 77459I'm not sure what you mean by portable table. Most standard tables can hold up to 500-600 pounds. I have never had sex on one, but I have performed body-to-body massage (which requires both people being fully on the table for most of the session) and never had any problems.