So ladies

How about a short synopsis of your daily trials and tribulations as a provider?

Some aspects of the hobby are a mystery to us guys and a look at it would (at least I think) be an interesting topic for discussion.

Things I say as an outcall girl.

"No Mr. I can not make it across town in five minutes. You never gave me a location. I can't read minds or teleport."

"Rush. Hour. Traffic. I. Hate. You."

"Oops, left my covers in my other purse" (Makes dangerous maneuver to pull into gas station).....I'm female and asian. I get a pass on bad driving

"Siri do you have any idea where the heck we are?"

"Siri I can't go down the access road the wrong way."

"I hate you Siri."

"Of COURSE he didn't give me the gate code."

I wake up, shower, brush my teeth, put on my best "squish down the girls" bra. Check email. Toss the hair back in a "no nonsense" ponytail or bun. Proceed to look irritated and unapproachable so my neighbors do not ask what my plans on for the day. Check email Concede to the domestics such as dishes, toilet scrubbing, vacuuming and laundry. Check email and finally send back answers to the ones I have received. Sit there and type out over and over The fallowing statements...

1. I am sorry I cannot see you without screening, thank you for your interest.
2. No I am sorry you are not an exception to this rule.
3. I appreciate your candor but that is not something we discuss over email or the phone.
4. Yes I know you are a nice guy but I still need your screening information


Put email down get sucked into a book. Reluctantly release my attentions on said book and start the "sexy" makeup/look Switch to sexy victoria secret bra. check email. Hop around the house trying to pull on a single thigh high that down right refuses to make its way up my thigh while answering the phone and searching for one of the 20 pairs of heels that seem to be missing it's mate. Grab keys to leave, change my mind about the dress I am wearing and swiftly find a replacement. Argue with garter belt. check email.

Get halfway there to realize something was forgotten. continue to argue with garter belt at red lights and in traffic. Have date/appointment. Strip off offending garter and heels in the car. Pull hair back into no nonsense look again. Arrive back home and guess what? yup, check my email! Lose garterbelt somewhere in the laundry. Give up search and plop back down to said book only to find it interrupted repeatedly by the phone and crude/rude texts. Take a shower. Check email. watch tv and then sleep.


This is not everyday it is simply an average day for me personally.

Also side note, not all of the emails/phonecalls/texts I receive are aggressive rude or argumentative. Some are well thought out, sweet or very meticulous. the majority sadly are the above description.

Great thread!

I could write a book about my daily trials and tribulations as a provider.

I wake up, shower, brush my teeth, put on my best "squish down the girls" bra. Check email. Toss the hair back in a "no nonsense" ponytail or bun. Proceed to look irritated and unapproachable so my neighbors do not ask what my plans on for the day. Check email Concede to the domestics such as dishes, toilet scrubbing, vacuuming and laundry. Check email and finally send back answers to the ones I have received. Sit there and type out over and over The fallowing statements...

1. I am sorry I cannot see you without screening, thank you for your interest.
2. No I am sorry you are not an exception to this rule.
3. I appreciate your candor but that is not something we discuss over email or the phone.
4. Yes I know you are a nice guy but I still need your screening information


Put email down get sucked into a book. Reluctantly release my attentions on said book and start the "sexy" makeup/look Switch to sexy victoria secret bra. check email. Hop around the house trying to pull on a single thigh high that down right refuses to make its way up my thigh while answering the phone and searching for one of the 20 pairs of heels that seem to be missing it's mate. Grab keys to leave, change my mind about the dress I am wearing and swiftly find a replacement. Argue with garter belt. check email.

Get halfway there to realize something was forgotten. continue to argue with garter belt at red lights and in traffic. Have date/appointment. Strip off offending garter and heels in the car. Pull hair back into no nonsense look again. Arrive back home and guess what? yup, check my email! Lose garterbelt somewhere in the laundry. Give up search and plop back down to said book only to find it interrupted repeatedly by the phone and crude/rude texts. Take a shower. Check email. watch tv and then sleep.


This is not everyday it is simply an average day for me personally.

Also side note, not all of the emails/phonecalls/texts I receive are aggressive rude or argumentative. Some are well thought out, sweet or very meticulous. the majority sadly are the above description. Originally Posted by JayceeRivers

most of that sounds like my typical day too but I'm not a provider lol

Wake up after a really sexy dream wanting SO bad to fucked senseless... oh wait, I'm in bed... alone.

I had a guy ride the metro bus to see me in Phoenix...he was 25,skinny & nerdy.He gave me a couple used classic rock cds/a bag of quarters and the rest of donation was small bills......he stayed ten minutes....as soon as he unzipped,he started cumming all over his undies...he got dressed and left embarrased as hell................I never heard from him again!

I had a guy ride the metro bus to see me in Phoenix...he was 25,skinny & nerdy.He gave me a couple used classic rock cds/a bag of quarters and the rest of donation was small bills......he stayed ten minutes....as soon as he unzipped,he started cumming all over his undies...he got dressed and left embarrased as hell................I never heard from him again! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Hey, that was my best 'Back in Black' ac/dc. And you said you'd never tell...

Having to leave when you would really prefer to stay longer than booked OTC, because you're having so much fun....but have to leave because the guy has to work the next day. I may have left a large wet spot on the bed from cumming so much, but I seriously could have gone all night tonight.

Question I've always wanted to ask and I'm pretty sure I already know the answer. "Do most providers masturbate or you get enough sex thru the job that it takes care of the urges?

Why is it none of the ladies did not mention taking taint photos?

Hey, that was my best 'Back in Black' ac/dc. And you said you'd never tell... Originally Posted by JustCause

lol!

hey Pyramider.....I had a guy in Oregon who would videotape me masturbating while he jeked off! does that count??

It counts only if the taint is posted. You know the rules.

lol ok fair enough babe!