It’s my birthday today

Someone is going to get fucked. Now who? Hmmm.
Joe Biden
CryptKicker's Avatar
Stay on subject folks.
4PawgLovers's Avatar
LOL Happy Birthday...
TryWeakly's Avatar
Subject is "cloudy" ...

If (subject = "Happy Birthday")

then

Writeln("Happy Birthday, OP!?")

else if (subject = "Someone getting fucked") then
writeln("Who ended up getting foooked?")