101 different things to call your lady garden

1. The Bearded Princess
2. Clasping Buttress
3. The Wardrobe to Narnia
4. Vagasurus
5. Disco Flaps
6. The Victory Garden
7. The Notorious V.A.G.
8. The Raspberry Cave
9. Ruby Fruit Jungle
10. Grundle
11. Frankenmuff
12. Crumpet
13. My Lasagna
14. Mooncup Vessel
15. Velvet Snapper
16. The Creamery
17. Honey Badger
18. Major Tom
19. Fiddly Bits
20. Baldy Capaldi
21. Princess Mufflepuff
22. Muffin Protector
23. Paradise Slice
24. Jazz Cafe
25. Babycave
26. Gandalf (Thou shall not pass!!)
27. Flappy Shlongstocking
28. Great Cthulhu
29. The Duke
30. Golden Virginia
31. Gigglebox
32. Flange Pot
33. Overlord Snigglebottoms
34. The Great Divide
35. Loveoven
36. Tickle Bucket
37. Hogwarts (Hogwarts is my home)
38. Vagissimo
39. Whisker Biscuit
40. The Fertile Delta
41. Downtown Bonanza
42. Lipps Inc.
43. Mrs. Sprinkles
44. Bear Grylls
45. University of Michigan
46. Vaginamite
47. Strawberry Muller Corner
48. Lord Vulvamort
49. Cute Little Euphemism
50. Excelsior!
51. Lost Valley of the Dinosaurs
52. Crumplezone
53. Hippos Yawn
54. Mermaid Purse
55. Little Man in the Canoe
56. The Twilight Zone
57. Cinnamon Portal
58. She Who Must Not Be Named
59. The Situation Room
60. Mixed Pickle
61. Fluffy Mutton Action Button
62. Chonky Dingle-pips
63. Crotch Puppet
64. Moonjuicer
65. The Great Barrier Queef
66. Peacemaker
67. Polly Pocket
68. George W.
69. Beaverville
70. Tender Slot Machine
71. Huggy Bear
72. Sweet Niblets
73. Tea Cake
74. Heathcliffe
75. Electric Tinkerbell
76. Home Entertainment Centre
77. Benedict Cumberbatch
78. Front Office
79. Squish Mitten
80. Jungle of Love
81. Bottlenose Flan Flan
82. Scaramanjita
83. Girltown
84. Bumbaclart
85. The Channel Tunnel
86. Baroness von Poontang
87. Brandysnap
88. Wet Lettuce
89. Um Bongo
90. Blunderbuss
91. Honkeytonkbadonkadonk
92. Count Flapula
93. Unobtanium
94. Funkytown
95. Night Prowler
96. Captain Cooter
97. Fruit of the Sea
98. Le Vestibule
99. Cosmic Oyster
100. The Spasm Chasm
101. Lady Cake

I like cinnamon portal LOL ����

The Bearded Clam

I prefer to call them "Dinner" or "Dessert"

The Marshlands is the first thing that popped in my mind after reading this list. Lol eh...

I think this list can be the starting point for some really clever ad titles....