Most Inappropriate Song to hear when getting "news" from a provider....

I'm driving back into town from taking care of some business and I get a call from a young lady I haven't talked to in a while.....

She's upset... crying...... wants to tell me something but is unsure how I am going to take it.......

Hairs go up on my arms as the Radio spits out that old Paul Anka Song "Having my Baby"....

Just for a moment.....

Cause I've been fixed a lot of years......

But for that brief moment........ time seemed to stand still......

Anyway...... bad news turned out to involve her dropping and breaking the glass on the cell phone I got her last month that she has really loved.......

Like it matters to me after the afternoon she spent between the sheets "earning" the phone and the flashing.......

Now I gotta get her a new phone and figure a way to kill time with her while my buddy is flashing it and moving her stuff from the old one.....



She's pretty but has never been the brightest of the gals i know.....

She's pretty but has never been the brightest of the gals i know..... Originally Posted by Whispers

As we all know, those are the most fun!

sixx

I actually have a friend that was fixed but he still got his wife pregnant again, this will be their 5th kid.

I actually have a friend that was fixed but he still got his wife pregnant again, this will be their 5th kid. Originally Posted by PornPet69

He is for sure they are his??!!!

sixx

I don't know that never cross my mind, but they seem pretty happy. I doubt she would cheat on him, but you never know.

It can reverse itself but its pretty rare 1 in 4000 I think I was advised when I had mine done. So yea you could have another junior slightly easier than winning that 20,000$ scratch off.

He is for sure they are his??!!!

sixx Originally Posted by sixxbach

Probably the pool boys kids.

My dad had to have a 2nd procedure. It's pretty common.

I just want to know what station you listen to that actually plays Paul Anka....

BOB FM was cued up!

Apparently, BOB FM does, truly, play anything.

I seldom listen to it... was channel surfing and had to take a call and was stopped there at the time.

A few songs later I believe was Bruno Mars

She's upset... crying...... wants to tell me something but is unsure how I am going to take it.......

Hairs go up on my arms as the Radio spits out that old Paul Anka Song "Having my Baby"....

Just for a moment.....

Cause I've been fixed a lot of years......

But for that brief moment........ time seemed to stand still......
Originally Posted by Whispers

That's hillarious!

BOB FM was cued up! Originally Posted by Whispers

So why are all your presets set to BOB FM?

Happened to my Aunt and Uncle. He was Italian and she a redhead, they had 4 browneyed/brownhaired/oliveskinned kids, he had a vasectomy and she had her tubes tied...8 years later, out pops a redhead/blue eyed daughter. Both their procedures reversed themselves!

God works in mysterious ways.

So why are all your presets set to BOB FM?

Happened to my Aunt and Uncle. He was Italian and she a redhead, they had 4 browneyed/brownhaired/oliveskinned kids, he had a vasectomy and she had her tubes tied...8 years later, out pops a redhead/blue eyed daughter. Both their procedures reversed themselves!

God works in mysterious ways. Originally Posted by saj1000

that's some Jurassic park shit there