A Blind man.....

Walks into a grocery store and starts knocking things off the shelves with his cane.

Cans falling, jars breaking, a clerk runs over and yells "CAN I HELP YOU SIR?"

The man says "No I'm OK, I'm just looking around."


Sympy.

That was lame.

Well I'm not a professional. I just play one on TV.

Would it have helped if I had added a

Pa-dump chish at the end?

Take my SO... please?

Sympy.

tia posted a link to a youtube video w/ a "Ba Dum Tss!" sound.
see her post http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1808841&postcount=8
it's a link towards the end [click for effect]

I thought it was pretty decent. Thanks for sharing!

This one is bad, but it had me chuckling---->

A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him.

The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind
man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.

Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the rabbi on the
shoulder, and asks, "Who wrote this crap?"

I just don't see it.

lolol

LOL