Me and Bam bullshit all the time. Today when texting back and fourth I meant to text LMAO but instead texted Lando. I thought this was hilarious and I think some Jedi's will appreciate this too.....
BSer "Lando"
Bam, "what's Lando?"
BSer "not Lando system, lando calrissian. He is a person"
Bam"who is that?"
BSer"An associate of mine. Also a scoundrel and degenerate gambler. Seems to have negotiated some mining contracts and been appointed to administrator of Bespin."
Bam " I still don't get it. Why should I give a fuck? "
BSer "he built a nice carbonite chamber, with the help of some porky little fucks"
Bam "what?"
BSer "think I may invite him to lunch. As long as we don't alter the deal like that Fett fucker."
Bam "alter what deal? You're talking jibberish!"
BSer "who shot first? Han or Gredo?"
Bam "are these prank texts?"
BSer " hookers much like sand people travel in a straight line to hide their true numbers"
Bambino gave up, called me ten minutes later and asked "what the fuck is the deal with Lando your miner friend?"
made my day, still laughing about it.