So I'm laying out by the pool here in the desert thinking horny thoughts... are there any ladies here in Scottsdale I'd like to meet who likes to share...Hmmm.... any guys that could maybe pull me away from my jacuzzi bath for a quick rendezvous..... is fucking in the dessert safe or does it attract coyotes... where should I take my date to dinner where there are fun people and maybe music...
Licking my chops