That awkward moment when...

....You are in the grocery store checking out a hot chicks ass. You are like "damn I wonder what her face looks like". She turns around and it a provider you know well. SMH

The look on our faces was priceless. Typical etiquette is to keep it moving; which we tried, but we were laughing so hard we couldn't help but say hello. She knows who she is, and next time we are hitting up the bathroom haha.
seanj317's Avatar
I dredd that day, and it might happen very soon...
I have seen one provider out before. Almost same situation, I saw a girl and thought "damn she has a nice ass" and then I saw her face and was surprised to see my ATF. I kept it moving though, she didn't notice me and I know the code so I kept walking.
How about when you go grocery shopping with a well-known out of business provider and you spend the entire time looking to see if anyone recognizes her?
Richardtx's Avatar
Damn that sounds awesome! Lol!
ktiix's Avatar
  • ktiix
  • 04-20-2015, 03:02 PM
It's always a stripper for me, usually toting around a kid or two. I smile and let them be. Girls look different in civies, and sometimes a pair of bluejeans is about a thousand times sexier than a skimpy piece of lace.
I like going to any of the DFW Sam Moon locations and watch the hundreds of girls and guess which ones are dancers and which ones are providers. Makes a boring Saturday lots of fun.
sparrow1122's Avatar
Trolling Sam Moon....funny!
I play in Ft Worth and live far from there so running into someone is not likely.
Girls look different in civies, and sometimes a pair of bluejeans is about a thousand times sexier than a skimpy piece of lace. Originally Posted by ktiix
Amen brother!