Cheating on your Spouse

I`m I the only guy here who wishes sometimes he was single so you don`t have to lie or cheat on your partner. Sometimes I think I would enjoy life without my Girlfriend. I would be able to visit any Escort at anytime she is available. I have been in this hobby for almost a Decade and I enjoy myself, but all the lying and sneaking around can be stressful. I know I`m not the only person here that feels that way

Joe, I am single, but I know what you mean. I was friends with a girl years ago, but she didn’t want to be an item. I was in the hobby at the time - because I couldn’t be her hobby lol - had we gotten into a relationship, I’d like to say I wouldn’t be in the hobby anymore, but I can’t say 100%. But, I don’t have to worry about it because it didn’t happen.

I feel ya, Joe. If only divorce didnt financially ruin men... i'd be single and hobbying my little heart out.

People in my inner circle wish they had my marriage. My wife never calls me during the day and never asks me where I’ve have been. I almost always hobby in the morning before work. If I decide to hobby later, when I leave the house I always ask her if she wants to run errands with me. If she says yes I don’t hobby. That way I never really sneak around. As she never needs to question where I’m going

People in my inner circle wish they had my marriage. My wife never calls me during the day and never asks me where I’ve have been. I almost always hobby in the morning before work. If I decide to hobby later, when I leave the house I always ask her if she wants to run errands with me. If she says yes I don’t hobby. That way I never really sneak around. As she never needs to question where I’m going Originally Posted by Bigdaddy14606

She might have her own little hobby going on. You never know

Significant others are cockblockers

Significant others are cockblockers Originally Posted by BlondeLexi

Oaky,
I just learned this on Gilmore Girls.... but it's awesome.
There are four Gilmore Girls movies that were made about ten years after the series... and they were produced by Netflix.....

There was nothing really overt about characters swearing etc.... but I caught this one line that I had to go back and re listen to....

Long story short.... the female equivalent to a "clock block" is a "Clam Jam"....
Too funny.
It made me rewatch the 4 movies searchung for inuendo and there are a ton of examples.....

One other line was about a restaurant named Sand Castle and how it changed ownership and became the
"Clam Schack" and how they chose that name because "Vagina House" was already taken.....

fuckin Gilmore Girls.... #newrespect

I would be able to visit any Escort at anytime she is available. Originally Posted by joelove69

grass is always greener and that romanticized version of life isn't all that its cracked up to be.

Some guys can be alone, some guys HAVE to have a girl by their side constantly.

I'm totally cool alone, self-sufficient. Life is a constant 110% testosterone bullyfest, which I find comforting. I think because of this, my time with providers is more tolerable to their feminine ways/idiosyncrasies/blabbering. Whereas, if I was in a relationship 24/7 around a female, I would just want my time with an escort to be brutal, singular and just straight fucking.

People in my inner circle wish they had my marriage. My wife never calls me during the day and never asks me where I’ve have been. I almost always hobby in the morning before work. If I decide to hobby later, when I leave the house I always ask her if she wants to run errands with me. If she says yes I don’t hobby. That way I never really sneak around. As she never needs to question where I’m going Originally Posted by Bigdaddy14606

1. I am in awe of your situation. My ex-wife, Plane Crash, once chased me out of the house and down the street with a large knife after I came in very late.

2. I'd like to join you for Thanksgiving.

1. I am in awe of your situation. My ex-wife, Plane Crash, once chased me out of the house and down the street with a large knife after I came in very late.

2. I'd like to join you for Thanksgiving. Originally Posted by Withnail

Haha. I can relate to number 1. My wife is so goddamn controlling... i go out of my fucking mind daily.

Haha. I can relate to number 1. My wife is so goddamn controlling... i go out of my fucking mind daily. Originally Posted by Rainbird4668

Have a friend who is a shrink. Told me that the reason I like fucking 2 women at a time is because of a "fear of intimacy". Told him, no, it's a fear of fucking knives.

've been hobbying since I was 19. Early 50's now. Like Rainbird said, divorce financially ruins men. My first one cost me over $250,000! Now I'm in a similar situation to Bigdaddy. My wife never asks me where I've been. BUT, I warned her before we got married, I'll always tell you the truth, so be very careful what questions you ask me! Thank goodness she's never questioned me!

When I came home from fucking around I was shitfaced. My EX didn't fuck with me when I was drunk. Then only told her part of the story the next day.

Eventually everyone fucks up and gets caught.

' My first one.... Originally Posted by icewatermansion

why in the fuck would you get married AGAIN?
Especially if you hobby regularly?



do you really enjoy a woman living with you non-stop, feeding and caring for her like a fucking child Albatross? I don't get it