Relax folks it's not da foooking end of day world!

Shine was a yungun, 19, wet behind da ears, never tasted no punany dude going to college when dis striit walker named Cocoa called out to me on my bike. Hey come here! I cautiously approached. Baby go get me a soda and I'll show you something. I bring da soda bak and she is going ta let foooking Shine play WID dat punany. Back I go, buy gloves ta finger foook dis lady. Dem hoes don't walk dat trap no mo. Next, was da bucket nekid on Mgowen. Foooking great place. They closed. Next it waz Diamonds on OST. Foooking walking in dat mofo when it's dark coming out in da morning drained. Snapper 50 at dat most upstairs. They closed. Next it was dat spot on Greenridge. They closed. Next it was Escape and Wild flowers. Great years. They closed. Then Shine went through dat bullshidd 3 foot rule in boogey down strippo clubs. Dat went away. Ecco land foooking relax. There will alwayz be a way for no game mofos like me and ya ta buy pussy. Ride da foooking wave and meditate. Toodles...