End of the world in two more months?

Anyone else notice how we used to hear about December 21st 2012 all the time, but here it is September 2012 and nothing is being said anymore!

Because it's too late to do anything about it now. If you don't have your lube, condoms, vibes, dildos, cock rings, porn, Viagra, and other sexual paraphernalia stockpiled by now and your last night on Earth reserved with your favorite provider, you're screwed.

Well, actually, you WON'T be screwed. You'll just die alone with a dry, limp dick in hand.

I think I just set up my provider ad for 12/20/12.

I better see Lexxxy soon then!!

So get ur sweet butt to upstate NY Fancy. I'd love to go out with a big bang!!!!!

Not to sound like a redneck, because i am the furthest thing from it. But I am plenty prepared for the Zombie Appocalypse. Now if some Biblicall stuff goes down im screwed. but untill the fire and brim stone start dropping....I aint skurrd lol.

Personally I'm hoping for a Road Warrior scenario,

I figure that's when the Mayans land in their spaceships and start selling us new calendars.

(I'm holding out for the "Mayan Women Gone Wild" edition!!)

Personally I'm hoping for a Road Warrior scenario,
Originally Posted by MC

yup.......me too

Anyone else notice how we used to hear about December 21st 2012 all the time, but here it is September 2012 and nothing is being said anymore! Originally Posted by justin2659

If there's only two months to go, why fuckin' retire now?

And me be thinkin fucked up a good goodbye fuck. mmmmmm Hunter use to do duo's with my ATF. Both have asked about that. MMM me not into duo. But can't think of a better end. ok it will have to be ATF on my face, with her at Hunter and Hunter back to me. oral circle.

Tebow will save the day.

Actually end of the world in 3 months! But whos counting?

Actually end of the world in 3 months! But whos counting? Originally Posted by greatballsoffire43

:mf_laughbounce2 :

We need Tebow!