I Just Never Get Tired of These!!

luv2luv's Avatar
Anybody got a better opening for an ad?

*$*$*$*$* Safisticated * Caramel * Bombshell *$*$*$*$*$* - 22 (Fort Worth and Vicinity)
What's the problem...? I conversated with her today.
How about this one?
Lⓞⓞ K !!! The " REMEDY" For Every Mans SWEET Tooth !! ! Tired Of LITTLE Girls ?? - 32

posted: June 10, 2010, 10:29 AM

Makes you wanna go EEEEWWW dont it?
Makes my eyes hurt and cross.
Randall Creed's Avatar
Another annoying thing about such ads are the handle the ladies sometimes choose. I don't want to call anyone asking can I speak to 'Diva' or 'Ms Classic' or 'Sinsation' (intentionally misspelled).
mikahranae's Avatar
Lmfao...Hi my name is Diva and i'm so safisticated, now let's go fuck!
Gonzo DFW's Avatar
You wanna fuck her, luv2luv, or edit her thesis? Just sayin', dude. Seriously, you can get some funny shit from otherwise very smart people. Smartest chick I ever knew--physics Ph.D., couldn't spell for shit. But oh those gorgeous gams!!!!!
SirThomasTew's Avatar
I just go nuts over "collage" students. The blonder the better, but fake TCU coeds will do too (no matter what hair color) because a Wacker backer (even a fake one) will finish you off in a pinch.
TexTushHog's Avatar
Could the physics PhD run a spell checker?