Massive snowstorm leaves thousands without access to pornography.

That is hellish!!! What are the UN doing about this. Check it out:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/mas...-access,18993/
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I love the Onion. This is one of my favorites from 1999.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/agi...ht-say-c,1585/
hahahahahaha :-)