To which they always reply the same boring standard explaination, "But my gray hair makes me look "dignified", it gives off a impression better at work, you're more respected blah blah ....ok so I kind of sort of get that .....but DON'T YOU WANT TO LOOK SMOKIN HOT??
Ok so let's examine 2 possible explanations for gray hair
Biological - loss of protein
Spiritual - they say it's a sign of enlightenment, advancing up the human ladder,
....AS YOU REACH CLOSER TO DEATH
![Jawdrop](images/smilies/modern/jawdrop.gif)
Forget dignity
Dye your hair
(This applies to former brunettes only, sorry blondes are not eligible)