Question Of The Day...

Roleplaying.

And while many providers say they are more than willing, very few are actually any good at it.

hows bouts tenderly wipin the ...ol shitter after jimmie makes a special ...delivery

Greek

Greek Originally Posted by zigzag69

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Injaculation

I know i would not be good at role playing and lots of other things so i dont bother listing it or saying i will try it. Lol

Better dirty talk. You can tell when they are not into it.

Better dirty talk. You can tell when they are not into it. Originally Posted by Shawzall

So true. The worst is when they resort to half-assed repeat-after-me tactics. Like:

Me: Do you wanna be my dirty little cum whore?

Provider: Yes.

Me: Yes, what?

Provider: Yes, I wanna be your dirty little cum whore?

Me: Are you gonna spread your legs and take my cock like a good fuck slut every time I call you?

Provider: Yes, I'm gonna take your cock.

Me: Good. Now get on your knees. I'm gonna fuck your mouth like a cunt.

Provider: Yes. I want you to fuck my mouth like a cunt.

Me: Can you taste my wife? I fucked her up the ass this morning.

Provider: Ew, gross! Get the fuck out of here.

Sigh.

It always turns out the same.

Injaculation Originally Posted by CarlDouglas

So true. The worst is when they resort to half-assed repeat-after-me tactics. Like:

Me: Do you wanna be my dirty little cum whore?

Provider: Yes.

Me: Yes, what?

Provider: Yes, I wanna be your dirty little cum whore?

Me: Are you gonna spread your legs and take my cock like a good fuck slut every time I call you?

Provider: Yes, I'm gonna take your cock.

Me: Good. Now get on your knees. I'm gonna fuck your mouth like a cunt.

Provider: Yes. I want you to fuck my mouth like a cunt.

Me: Can you taste my wife? I fucked her up the ass this morning.

Provider: Ew, gross! Get the fuck out of here.

Sigh.

It always turns out the same. Originally Posted by KilgoreTrout1967

lmao

Injaculation was yesterday's "Word of the day".

Didn't remember where it was, it's in the Sandbox and quite informative.

Good question. I'll be following this thread.

Okay, here are some more:

Public encounters, such as:

1. Shopping dates with dressing room privileges, and real-life fashion advice from hot chicks..
2. Walk in the woods encounters, chase and pursue fantasies
3. Pay to peep. Have drinks at a bar and pay to have the provider pick up a guy and fuck him while I watch. And maybe join in?
4. General, passionate public displays of effection and thorough follow up on the homefront
5. Dinner date handjob under the table, with desert in the restroom perhaps?

The true GFE:

1. Thanksgiving with my family, including public touching, kissing, and a quickie intermission in the bedroom while grandma looks for where she left her teeth
2. Home cooked meal with romantic candlelight in the provider's incall
3. Heated, ugly argument over what a lazy asshole I am, followed by hot, passionate make-up sex
4. The marriage proposal - dinner out with a public marriage proposal (and acceptance) and a return to the playroom for romantic, intimate, sensual sex
5. Drive-in movie with steamed up windows, elbows and knees poking you, and plenty of accidental horn blowing
6. A real makeout session - only kissing and fondling and heavy breathing

Genuine PSE

1. What are friends for? - You suck and fuck me in front of my friends, or yours
2. The Director - Amateur movie productions, complete with souvenirs
3. No talking allowed - Just lewd, carnal acts - and then I go
4. Surprise threesome - Just what it says. You bring a friend and surprise me.
5. Pimp for a Day - I recruit you into my corral and train you how to show me the money

Anyhow, just a few suggestions for a more creative, diverse menu.