Stick To The Code

Line borrowed from pirates of the caribbean.

Is there a hobby code? Things that should always be done and other things that
should never be done, from both ends of the street.

What would be your idea of what some of them should be?

One might be, a provider should never list some activity on P411 that she
doesn't actually provide, like water sports. I bet some girls list it and don't
even know what it means. Ok that one is a bit obscure.

How about a provider should never try and upsell, or a client should never expect
some bonus for seeing a provider multiple times.

I think I just started a thread about common sense.

CODES??!!???

We don't need no stinking codes!!!!

(From the movie Blazing Saddles)

Oh fuck!

(from too many movies to list all of them)

I thought that was from "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre"

I thought that was from "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" Originally Posted by Jewish Lawyer

It was in both films...Treasure first then Saddles. "Badges" instead of "Codes"...

Providers that lie about activities and upsell don't last very long.
I mean...should they be fined if they do those things, lol.

Kinda like Dexter.....

1st RULE: You do not talk about THE HOBBY.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about THE HOBBY.
3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the session is over.
4th RULE: Only two people to a session (ok sometimes maybe more is ok).
5th RULE: One appointment at a time.
6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.
7th RULE: Sessions will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at THE HOBBY, you HAVE to fuck.

The code of the hobby is taint is good ...

I'm a strong proponent of "learn to use the search function."

Don't try to surprise me with or hide the fact, 'you're on your fucking period'.

Your stuff better be clean, because my junk is !!

Don't fall in Love with the pussy, it taints the Hobby.

Rule 1: Thou shalt not "out" anyone involved in the hobby

Rule 2: The only exception to Rule 1 is when someone violates Rule 1 (i.e. outs somebody). Then Rule 1 has no application and may God have mercy on the violator's soul, because no one within the hobby should.

Screen, screen and screen some more!

Eccienewbie, I have a code for you to decipher!

Doing BBCR and posting taint would be good, too ... ijs.

Screen, screen and screen some more!

Eccienewbie, I have a code for you to decipher! Originally Posted by Kendall4U

I have a sudden fondness for codes.