Today is the United States Marine Corps Birthday

Some of you may be bothered by that but the marines don't care about you and your sorry opinions. Today they celebrate 238 years as a combat arm of the US military. From the halls of Montezuma the marines can now add Kandahar to growing roll of honor.

You don't pack the gear to serve in the Corps you fucking swabbo.

Owwww, Oouch maybe true but we're talking about you now. In Oman I did volunteer to hang out with the Marines on the beach for a week. Tough work if you can get it. How about you Timmie?

Owwww, Oouch maybe true but we're talking about you now. In Oman I did volunteer to hang out with the Marines on the beach for a week. Tough work if you can get it. How about you Timmie? Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn

And you ran around in your underwear on a ship with them....you are starting to sound like a gay Marine groupie. Now at least we have figured out how you blew out your kneecap!


A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service. After a swig of beer the Marine says, 'Well, we had Iwo Jima .'

Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, 'We had the Battle of Midway.' ...
'Not entirely true', responded the Marine. 'Some of those pilots were Marines, killed at the Battle of Midway.'

The sailor responds, 'Point taken.'

The Marine then says, 'We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!'

The sailor, nodding in agreement, says, 'But we had John Paul Jones .'

The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says...... 'The Sailors invented sex!'

The Marine replies, 'That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women.'

Island Warriors.....Semper Fi