Wanted
Wanted middle aged balding white male with beer belly and small penis to satisfy wife .
Must be missing at least one tooth have a arrest record and not be able to last long .
A big plus if they stretch the truth
To the front of the line if they live in there moms basement
Must send penis pick to verify smallness
no exceptions
555-555-1212
Hunter Mc Fartnaper the third esquire
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I feel left out .
Like a puppy that was dropped off at a shelter .
Nobody wants me
boo whoo
LMAO