CAPTION THIS: Chef

Do we tell them that they are eating chicken peckers and viginas? Ya that's a stupid question!!!!!!!

Wait til they taste this shit!!

Originally Posted by tia travels

Hey Bruce. Are you going back on tour if this short order thing doesn't work out?

Cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger...ok who put this in script

Oh that's where those used condoms went!

Jon Favreau (middle): "This recipe calls for 3 oz of jizz. How come there's 6 ounces on here?"
John Leguizamo (our left): "Sorry about that. That butterflied filet just reminded me of my girlfriend. I couldn't help myself."
Bobby Cannavale (standing in back): "Good one Dude!"
Guy on Jon's left: "Hahahahahahaha"
Faceless guy in back pointing to his chest: "I wanted to add that! IIIIIIIIII wanted to add that!!"

Originally Posted by tia travels

It says most of the customers have the shits,and the rest rooms are overflowing.

And i told him he could save money on truffles by licking the black mold on my shower wall and the son of a bitch gave me a raise !!