Is Pizza like Sex?

setman's Avatar
You've heard it.

Setty heard it.

We all have heard it.

"Pizza is a lot like Sex.

When it’s good, it’s really good.

When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good."

But does it hold true?

Setty
Gucci's Avatar
  • Gucci
  • 01-05-2012, 11:06 PM
Not exactly, because there's nothing good about a half ass CBJ, if it's bad, it's just plain ole bad !
I'm not voting because I feel neither are applicable. At least not from a hooktard/woman's point of view.
I only agree with the pizza part. If it's really good... it's good. If it's bad... It's still pretty good. I am a big fan of carbs and cheese. And whatever else you want to throw on it.
Still Looking's Avatar
If either one smells like Anchovies I'm out! LOL
If I rub pizza on my meat,can I get a BBBJ?
Gucci's Avatar
  • Gucci
  • 01-06-2012, 11:31 AM
If either one smells like Anchovies I'm out! LOL Originally Posted by Still Looking
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CuteOldGuy's Avatar
Hey, baby! Wanna see my pepperoni?
see sliced pepperoni? Nah
Sure!!! A little saucy; a little cheesy, and full of meat!
Still Looking's Avatar
Pizza..... you can put peppers on it and fold it in half and eat it! Not sure I want to do that with pussy!
Yummy.
burkalini's Avatar
How about some pussy first then after a nice hot pizza. Only share if she is cim or bbjnqns
yes it is.. it's like KFC.. Finger lickin' kickin Good..and also Pringles.. once u pop..u cant stop..LOL
Still Looking's Avatar
Providers are like Lay's potato chips, you can't just have one!
Providers are like Lay's potato chips, you can't eat just one! Originally Posted by Still Looking
There, fixed that for ya.