Saw this joke on another board. I thought it was too funny to not share. I apologize if it's been on here recently. It's worth another chuckle....
An old guy was working out in the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing...
He asked the trainer who was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."