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Poor Malwoody, outted with his very first ad

Cuddly, you big meanie!
Hot pics MW
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Poor Malwoody, outted with his very first ad

Cuddly, you big meanie! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh
Meanie? What? I think he looks SEXY!!! "He's too sexy for his vest; too sexy for his vest..."

I'm particularly fond of the furry vortex around his navel. Gimme summa dat! LOL
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Thanks to all of my friends for the free pub...
Who says chest hair ain't HOTT?

Fabulous specials right now...PM for details..
Newbies welcome
Please no white guys..
Thanks to all of my friends for the free pub...
Who says chest hair ain't HOTT?

Fabulous specials right now...PM for details..
Newbies welcome
Please no white guys.. Originally Posted by malwoody

do you work in kansas?
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do you work in kansas? Originally Posted by BigDeal

I got stopped at the border...

They said I looked suspicious...
Malwoody best provider in KC. Lol
King Woody love the pics. Got wet looking at your sexy body baby..
I got stopped at the border...

They said I looked suspicious... Originally Posted by malwoody
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I would so do him!

Back of beotches! I'm gonna make a meal out of this man flesh!

By the Mal, a couple of questions for you:

Are you GFE?
Do you kiss?
Can I get a passport to the greek isles or is that extra?
MSOG?
Are you LE? You promise? You aren't allowed to lie you know.
Got any cute friends you can bring?

Send more pix pleeze!
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Please no white guys.. Originally Posted by malwoody
Damn, rebuffed twice in one week.
I Know, I even tried black face and it didn't work.
Back of beotches! I'm gonna make a meal out of this man flesh!

By the Mal, a couple of questions for you:

Are you GFE?
NO he is totally BFE
Do you kiss?
Depends on where
Can I get a passport to the greek isles or is that extra?
Im not sure about this.....but I think hes never been outside the US
MSOG?
I believe he likes no MSG
Are you LE? You promise? You aren't allowed to lie you know.
Hes as far from LE as Earth is to another galaxy.....
Got any cute friends you can bring?
Im available?...aww forget it he doesnt have any friends

Send more pix pleeze! Originally Posted by SinsOfTheFlesh
Sins I hope I have answered some of these for you....on his behalf.....Hes napping in van with a wheel of cheese down by the river!