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POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD





An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine
Traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at
Close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.





The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area with his gun..
After he shot at them, SWAT team officers open fired and hit the guy 68 times.





Now here's the kicker.





Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they shot the
Poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.





Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:
Talk about an all-time classic answer.
'Because that's all the ammunition we had.' (Talk about an all time classic great answer!!!)

But wait, there's more!

I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in our home. I said I did..
She said 'Well I certainly hope it isn't loaded!' To which I said, of course it is loaded, can't work without bullets!' She then asked, 'Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?' My reply was, 'No not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded too.' To which I'll add, having a gun in the house that isn't loaded is like having a car in the garage without gas in the tank.




HAVE A NICE DAY But don't Monkey with Me......



SofaKingFun's Avatar
'Because that's all the ammunition we had.'

That's an absolutely brilliant answer!

Like Forrest said after he and Jenny re-visited her childhood home...
"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks".





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That is the best answer I ever read.
CivilBarrister's Avatar
+1

That is AWESOME.