On President Trump's first day in office...

I'm President Donald Trump and I've selected these
16 celebrities to help me run the country.

Kid Rock
Latoya Jackson
Cindy Lauper
Dennis Rodman O
Omarosa
Justin Bieber
Gene Simmons
Brian Williams
Michelle Obama
Rhonda Rousey
Danica Patrick
Patrick Warburton


Marco Rubio
Jessica Alba

Pete Rose
and Megyn Kelly

Our first task will be peace in the Middle East where I think that Gene Simmons and Dennis Rodman have volunteered to be our first project managers. We divided the teams as such; Gene you will have first crack at all the women except for Justin Beiber. Dennis, you'll have first crack at all the men except for Michelle Obama. Now I have a wall to build so my children Eric, Donald, and Ivanka will be supervising. Coming in to advise them will be Trace Adkins and Gary Busey.





Good luck...

Omarosa is looking pretty good!!!

He should order the execution of Khalid Sheik Mohammed...after a swift and impartial trial, of course.

He should order the execution of Khalid Sheik Mohammed...after a swift and impartial trial, of course. Originally Posted by gnadfly

And order a more thorough investigation into the Clinton Money Laundering Foundation with long sentences to the dirt bag ( and DEAR friends of Lil Cotex ) Clintons.

He isn't going to do any of that shit unless it makes him money.

You idiots haven't figured that out yet?

Cindy Lauper goes for the transgender friendly outreach.....fail!



Dennis Rodman tried to counter the Lauper move but misconstrued the assignment...