The Itch

The Itch

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the

Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen, but knew that the penalty for his


desire would be death should he try to touch them, however, he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the



Physician, the King's chief doctor.

Horatio thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more



than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it.




Without pause Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit

into the Queen's bra while she bathed.

Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.. Upon being


summoned to the Royal Chambers to address her discomfort, Horatio informed


the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours,

would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva


of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers.

Horatio then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put


into his mouth, and for the next four hours,

Nick worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The


Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and hailed as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found Horatio demanding his payment of


1,000 gold coins.

With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn't have cared less and, knowing

that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh told


him to get lost.

The next day, Horatio slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into


the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Nick.

The moral of the story... Pay your bills.

The big payback!

Good One!