No wonder

No wonder my SO doesn't give me any. We have a joke that if she could ever find someone selling bjs at Wal-Mart she would buy me one. I asked her what she thought one would cost in North Dallas, she said $100. I said what about Harry Hines, she said $150. And then volunteer $400 or $500 in Vegas. She's crazy if she thinks her bj is worth that much. I should have asked how much she thought sex was worth.
No worries she's a hooker because who would pay that price!
Also luckily ladies don't get pricing opinions from women.