Mexican Oysters

A Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in
Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious
looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good,
the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?' * The waiter
replied, 'Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de
Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!'

The cowboy said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.' * The waiter
replied, 'I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because
there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your
order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'

The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening
was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites,
inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, 'These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday.'

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, 'Si, Senor. Sometimes the
bull wins'

lmao .. too funny !!!

Yikes...that hurt a little! (lol)

ouch. my huevos just shrunk and tried to crawl upwards

If the first day's serving was Mountain Oysters would the second day's be hill country oysters?
Thanks Rakhir, that story will have to go into my file of Texisms to tell my buddies in Silverton next winter

Tff! Lmao!

good one....