I am home sweet home and christmas wishes

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MERRY CHRISTMAS Dallas and I hope you have a good one.

Merry Christmas Dee have a great Christmas

Yes merry Christmas, but if I was the big guy I probably would have put something else in your mouth instead of soap. lol have a great holiday.

MERRY CHRISTMAS Dallas

Merry Christmas, Dallas!

Welcome back home Sexy!!
And, a very Merry Christmas to you!!

thanks yall!!


Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The old farmer from Nebraska Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The old cowboy from Texas started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'

The Cowboy smiling replied, 'These are Carols.'

Have a Merry Christmas, Ms Dee.