After 35 years of work in postal services, a postman is preparing for
retirement and he works his last day as a postman.
One family gives him a pen as a gift, another one gives him a
key-chain, and when he rings at the third door, a glamorous blonde
appears at the door, holds his hand and takes him to the bedroom where
they spend two hours having the most amazing sex he has ever had. After the shower she prepares breakfast: eggs with ham and orange juice then she gives him a $5 bill.
During the meal, he was delirious and asked: "Can you explain all of
this to me...?!?"
The Blonde says: "Yesterday, I told my husband that our postman is
going to be retired and we need to make something special for him, and
he replied:
"Fuck him! Give him 5 dollars!" ............................. but the
breakfast was my idea."